September 8, 1997

 

Howard,

 

A request

 

With both boys in college, need I say I have college bills coming out my ass. I have set the due dates up on these bills to be on Fridays. It would help tremendously if you could arrange for us to get your contribution on the Friday of the weeks you send it. The school is not interested in stories of un-received support checks, they want their money on the day it's due. Also a portion of your contribution each month goes directly to your sons to help pay any extra bills they have accumulated. Parking, telephone, school supplies etc. So, you see they await your check as anxiously as the school and I do. Would greatly appreciate any effort you can make.

 

Thank you.

 

ps. You sent me a note once that stated you have written more checks to me in your lifetime than anyone else. To this I reply, "Look what you got for your money". Hang in there, it’s almost over.

 

Lynn

 

 

 

 

 

September 13th, 1997

 

Lynn;

 

A reply.

 

Sorry to hear that your mail is now being delivered via your ass, must be a real problem when you're out in public.

 

As you've pointed out, you set the due dates for whatever bills are now causing you troubles on

Fridays and I don't ever remember being asked, or included in on this decision. Now you have no trouble asking me to be responsible for your decisions. Oh well, not much ever changes with you.

 

Here's a better idea.

 

Have each of the boys establish a checking account at a Bank in Brockport and I will deposit $120 every other week. I will continue to send you your $25 alimony every other week as well. You could then contribute your share into their accounts (electronically) and place the responsibility for paying their bills onto them, where it belongs.

 

Don't bother sending me a letter telling me why this won't work for you.

 

Howard

 

ps. I'm not even going to waste words on you in response to your ridiculous comments as to what I've gotten for my money.

 

 

About a week after the previous letter was sent, I received another from Lynn. It included a copy of a piece of our 20 year old divorce agreement that stated "the defendant (that's me) agrees to pay to the wife $60 per child, per week, directly, and on every Thursday of the week".

 

 

Now, her point was that that language, 20 years old or not, written for the protection of two infants was still relevant, and therefore THE reason why I must continue to do so, for, as she had described, "bills were now coming out of her ass".

 

I threw the letter in the garbage.

 

 

About a week later, Jason called and told me he had gone to Eastman Savings and Loan, not a bank in the town where he was going to college ( as I had suggested) and opened an account. He gave me the account number so I could make arrangements to have money directly deposited, as I had said I would. He also said "I don't know why we can't just leave things the way they were and how come you and Mom can't just work this out? Why do we have to get involved?"

 

I said to him "Don't you think you should be paying your own bills and know what's going on?"

 

After a few moments he said "No. I don't"

 

I went to Eastman Savings and Loan the following Monday morning and made arrangements for the direct deposit and was informed that this account was, in fact, a savings, not checking account. Amazing way for the boys to pay college bills. In a telephone call with Joshua a few days later he told me the ATM cards should arrive soon.

 

So, I guess the plan is for them to withdraw cash to pay their bills; perhaps they'll get money orders to do so. Stay tuned on this; I'm sure more will follow.

 

 

 

About a month later Jason called me up and said, " I can't believe your fuckin over your own kids?"

 

I said to him "$60 each, per child, per week, every other week come to $240. Been that way since 1979".

 

Jason said "You're short $50."

 

I said, "No, that's alimony, it's not yours, it's your mothers".

 

Jason said "Are you going to give it to me?"

 

I said "No".

 

Jason hung up.